Saturn will arrive early for the party
and end up reorganizing your files
He will tell you exactly how to correct your posture
why the gluten in your pasta is bad for you
and where the weeds in your garden are located
He's a pain in the ass
and you can't wait for him to leave
but, though you grit your teeth, you must admit
that everything he says is true.
Neptune will show up with the drugs
wearing a sexy costume that shows off his body
but obscures most of his face
Later, he'll seduce you in the hot tub
after reading you a few lines of poetry
He'll kiss your cheek before he leaves
and promise to return
next time he's in the neighborhood
and it won't be until he's gone
that you realize he left you a shit-covered valentine
and told you it was chocolate.
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